I Twittered a Hooters Waitress (And I Liked It)
By Matt Reischl
Posted August 2, 2008
The word “blog” has always sounded kind of gross, like the precursor sound to vomit. And for most blogs on the net (except for the ones on this fine newspaper’s website, of course!), that’s actually the case! But what about We The People of the short-attention span, “Generation-Youtube?” We don’t want to read another thousand-word indictment of Tim Kaine’s eyebrows or a tome about celebrity culture or even a blog about blogs. Except this one. Where are the concise Microblogs of the internet? Let me tell you about Twitter. Read more...
How “The Dark Knight” Made a Billion Dollars This Weekend and Will Become the Biggest Movie Ever of All Time
By Matt Reischl
Posted July 21, 2008
Currently, it’s number one on IMDB’s always-reliable Top 250. It smashed Spiderman 3’s previous record for opening-weekend box office gross. It’s already generating Oscar buzz, sequel buzz, and magic-tricks-involving-pencils buzz. So why haven’t you seen The Dark Knight, clearly the most important movie of all time? Read more...
New Crop of "Weeds" More Addictive Than Ever
By Matt Reischl
Posted July 14, 2008
With a fresh start in a new town, showrunner Jenji Kohan and the creative team behind Showtime’s “Weeds” have completely reinvigorated the show in its fourth season. What started as a suburban satire has grown to become so much more, at once a hilarious comedy and a fascinating character study with one of the best ensemble casts on television. Read more...
"Wall-E" will melt your heart and then recycle It
By Matt Reischl
Posted July 1, 2008
The other day I bought a newspaper at Publix and told the cashier I didn’t need a bag. When he didn’t hear me and put it in a plastic bag anyway, I didn’t think too much of it, because, what’s one more, right? But after seeing Pixar’s newest animated feature Wall-E, I’m starting to think that my decision to use that one plastic bag will one day destroy Earth as we know it. Read more...
I Know Why the Reality Show Reigns
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 25, 2008
For the past eight years or so I’ve been trying to figure out the root of this awful dry heaving I get when I flip channels. Though I’ve never had a doctor confirm the source, I’m pretty sure the heaves are caused by Every Reality Show Ever (including Game & Competition Shows With Outrageous Has-Been Hosts). You can forget WebMD, because this is a socio-medical breakthrough. Read more...
Why This Blog Is Sorta Useless (But Not Really)
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 18, 2008
I’ve decided that art criticism is useless. I fully understand that, for all intents and purposes, this perspective negates the purpose of my blog, but humor me. Even though I will probably still do it unconsciously, I am going to avoid hype, expectation, and other factors that shape my view of albums, TV shows, movies, and books. I give this phase a week. Read more...
Extended Play: A Summer Playlist
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 11, 2008
Top 40 music makes me nervous for the future of music, mostly, but also disappointed that the majority of people are missing out on some of the brilliant new albums that lesser-known artists have been putting out in the last month or so. It’s like how “Two and a Half Men” is the most popular comedy on television while “30 Rock” is ten times funnier with one-tenth of the viewership. Not that I’m bitter. Read more...
Sunken Treasure: Season Four of "Lost"
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 8, 2008
“They changed the rules,” Michael Emerson’s Ben Linus remarked on a recent episode of “Lost.” He was referring to the murder of his daughter, but he might as well have been referring to showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, who brought new life to a lagging series and cemented its status as the best drama on television. Read more...
“What a Fun, Sexy Time!” A Tribute to the Bluths
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 6, 2008
It was Arrested Development. I was never one to openly admit such a love for a mere television show, but this habit was changed with this Arrested Development because it was more than just any television show—it was an extraordinary experience Read more...
Beautiful Soda: A Song Review
By Matt Reischl
Posted June 4, 2008
You’re going to quickly realize that I find it hard to be objective. Really hard. Above all, I judge things based on my emotional connection to them. In college we're taught to analyze and deconstruct and it's nice to know how to do those things, but I really would rather not do it with things outside of school, things I actually like. Read more...
