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gladesgator writes:

in response to 2themoon:

Heres a real crazy idea; how about taking the $$$ we spend on the redundant MIPD and MIFD and put it towards OUR own island 24 hr medical facilty... Oh wait a minute I think I'm steppn on some Marco syndicate toes, my idea will never fly.

Not a bad idea. Staff it with a counselor so that anyone tempted to commit a crime could stop by for coffee and doughnuts and chat. And lets add a social worker to deal with families that are stressed and may otherwise be tempted to turn to crime. Lets close of the bridges to the island and don't anyone from the east coast cross.

While we are at it let’s nix code enforcement and instead streamline procedures for a common law nuisance action making it easy for someone who leaves cars in their yard to be sued for nuisance. The fired department must be replaced by a volunteer fire department. Lets require the beachfront hotels and condo to hire private security to patrol the beaches and adjacent roads. Commission the coast guard auxiliary and the Marco Yacht Club to patrol the waters.

Now what else can we do to get government off our back and our sticky fingers out of the cookie jar.

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