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Elite Scandinavian Socialists, whose council we must always seek for running this country, bestowed the Nobel Peace prize on the Great OBAMA for the not inconsiderable achievement of being Black and not either living on welfare, or in prison or on parole, despite ample Choom Gang hijinks.
Since by next Tuesday, he will be at least twice as great as today, it would be only appropriate for the Nobel Committee two award our hero a second prize, but this time, for variation, the prize in Economics as tribute to his success at encouraging 47%of our citizenry now to embrace a stimulating life of Food Stamps, early Disability retirement, or perpetual unemployment benefits.
It would be likewise fitting, at the same time, to award golden boy Kinnock Biden with the Nobel in Literature for his lifelong contributions to the area of political fiction.
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