Drain the lake! Make it a petting zoo for all the old folks. Couple goats, a lama, maybe a small elephant or two? A lake is no place for these folks to be playing with a toy boat unsupervised.
30 minute response time? There's an armed intruder in my home. It's 1am. What do I grab first? The phone? Or my .45?
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot writes:
Drain the lake! Make it a petting zoo for all the old folks. Couple goats, a lama, maybe a small elephant or two? A lake is no place for these folks to be playing with a toy boat unsupervised.
30 minute response time? There's an armed intruder in my home. It's 1am. What do I grab first? The phone? Or my .45?
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