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A little Humor for KONFUZIUS:
1. SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."(Translated: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
2. Clint Eastwood's One Sentence Editorial --
.."We Americans are so tired of being thought of as dumb as**s by the rest of the world that we went to the polls this past November and removed all doubt."
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