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A plane's crash. Five passengers are on board, there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says: "I'm the best NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill. The Lakers need me, I can't do it to them to die." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most committed woman in the world, I was Senator in New York, secretary of states and America's potential, future President." She grabs a parachute Pack and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: "I am the former President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world affairs. And besides, I was also the smartest President in the entire history of this country, so I can not answer it to my people, to die." And so he takes a package and jumps.The fourth passenger, the Pope says to the fifth passenger, a ten-year schoolboy: "I'm already old. I've lived my life as a good person and priest, and as such, I will leave the last parachute." Sure the boy replies: "No problem, there are even for you a parachute. America's smartest Ex-President took my schoolbag..."
Thanks God, Bush times are over.
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