Letter: Keeps going and going and ...

Editor, Daily News:

When today's cool couples take their wedding vows, do they say, "With this bling I thee wed"?

The way home prices keep going down, they may start spelling it reel estate.

If the dogs who are permitted in restaurants don't finish their meals, can they take home a people bag?

When the CEO of Starbucks has someone to write, does he tell his secretary to "take a latte"?

Suggested title for Wal-Mart's proposed bank: Walchovia.

If we have Mothers Day, shouldn't we also have Fathis Day?

I just figured out why that Italian contractor is so far behind finishing construction on U.S. 41 in Bonita. His workers commute back and forth each day from the original Naples.

Sudden thought: Is it called Con-gress because it's so often the opposite of Pro-gress?

Fred Tobias , Naples

© 2006 marconews.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

  • Discuss
  • Print

Comments » 0

Be the first to post a comment!

Share your thoughts

Comments are the sole responsibility of the person posting them. You agree not to post comments that are off topic, defamatory, obscene, abusive, threatening or an invasion of privacy. Violators may be banned. Click here for our full user agreement.

Comments can be shared on Facebook and Yahoo!. Add both options by connecting your profiles.

Features