Of course Congress keeps giving itself pay raises — it’s always easy to bring home the bacon when you’re surrounded by so much pork.
It’s been so dry, now that the water park is open I’m going to take my lawn.
Qwazy question: If someone from Mexico crosses over to the U.S. via the Rio Grande, does that make him an illegal swimmigrant?
I’ve decided the reason it’s called a TV remote is because the chances you’ll find a worthwhile TV show are remote.
Too bad that after graduation most of today’s college seniors were able to shed their caps and gowns but not their loans.
My golf has been so lousy, my next slice may be on my wrists.
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