But in case you're on the fence about participating in the 2012 presidential election, here are some more.
Top Reasons to Vote Today for Mitt Romney:
■ This may be the last chance in our lifetimes to elect a president named "Mitt."
■ If his Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner performance is any indication, the next four White House Correspondents Roasts should be a hoot.
■ Secretary of State Kristi Yamaguchi. (Little something for the guys).
■ Paul Ryan's abs (Little something for the ladies).
■ The five Romney boys (Little something extra for the ladies).
■ White House liquor and tobacco budgets shrink to practically zero.
■ Romney will outsource The View to China.
■ He's had the good sense not to take up golf.
■ He'll have BYU advancing too far in the NCAA tournament, making him easy to beat in the ESPN Bracket Challenge.
■ Presidential limo replaced by a vintage AMC Gremlin.
■ He can use his old high school cheerleader megaphone to talk to reporters as he walks to Marine One.
■ Finally, a president who understands curling.
And, in the interest of fairness, Top Reasons to Vote Today for Barack Obama.
■ Four more years of grinning, goofing, gaffing Joe Biden — Priceless.
■ By 2016 the Obama girls should be old enough to start getting into some headline-grabbing hijinks, ala the Bush twins.
■ Secretary of State Eva Longoria.
■ If Romney wins, your chances of being invited to a White House Beer Summit decrease precipitously.
■ Michelle Obama's healthy school lunch initiative continues. More french fries for the rest of us.
■ Press pool video of Obama golfing lends assurance that no matter how you may feel after a triple bogey, you are not the worst golfer on the planet.
■ If Obama loses, he'll golf even more. Fewer tee times for the rest of us.
■ Forget about deficit reduction and job growth. He got us that college football playoff, didn't he?
■ An Obama victory guarantees the United States will continue to lead the world in teleprompter technology.
Whatever your reason, be sure to vote.