Comments by MarcoBiker

Written on Debate in Denver: Here's what some everyday folks would ask Obama and Romney :

Everyone bring your airsickness bags ... idiot Klaus is back off his meds. Heil mein Fuhrer ODUMDUM!!

For a valid comment, see Bergstrom's in the article.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

Somebody pleeeeeeeeze get Klaus his meds.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, eins, zwei, drei, vier ... my name is Klaus ... watch me march and chant. I ignore reality and think all is well, the economy is reeling but that's ok; WW III may be right around the corner, but that's ok too.

It must be grand to be so delusional.

Written on Marco Island man in battle over need for service dog in no-pet condominium :

ADA is over reaching and often abused. Well intended, now being misused ... on airplanes, with access into older buildings, and parking ... this case sounds like a twisting of the ADA. Y

Mr McKay would probably enjoy increased mobility and not need a "service dog" if height and weight were appropriate. Whole US disability system is broken.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

Me thinks Klaus projects very well. It would seem that Odumbo koolaid sippers need their daily meds to keep the hallucinations under control. Klaus, the Middle East is spiraling down the drain and Odumbo believes in "spontaneity" over a YouTube clip that not a single one of the morons has viewed. Reality is irrelevant, kind of like it is for old Klaus baby.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

At first I thought that the language barrier was too much for poor deluded Klaus. Now, it may be a case of diminished capacity which describes many of Odumdum's double-digit minions.

It's sad to think of Klaus marching around in his hovel, brown shirt and shorts, the "Hope" posters of his idol GROSS POOPYHEAD BROKE HASSLIN' Obama everywhere, chanting his mindless mantra OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER. Must be how he preps for his comments.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

Klaus, as usual poor command of English leaves you at a distinct disadvantage. It is, however, very refreshing to see at least one comment from you without your mindless Obama chant. Really, it's mindless on your part and boring for everyone else.

Tschuess Alter Hosenscheisser.

Written on Romney releases 2011 tax returns; paid $1.9 million, 14.1% rate:

Eins, zwei, drei, vier .... Vee are off and goose stepping merrily along . . . Heil unser beliebte Retter und Fuhrer BROKE HASSLIN' ODUMDUM!!

Come on Klaus you broken record, Pflicht ist Pflicht, send him all your money and keep mindlessly singing his praises.

Written on Guest Commentary: MPD – New no parking zones and fines :

Bravo!! The area is beginning to recover from the beaten down grass, and not nearly as much "accidental" trash on the ground. And, the look of a handful of no parking signs opposed to the dozens that had been placed previously, is a GREAT improvement. Couple of comments, someone "in charge" needs to drive down Swan and approach the area from there, an additional sign or two may be needed. Also, the sign just beyond the South Beach drop off reads Collier Ct ... Needs to be fixed. Otherwise, super job and long overdue!!

Written on Letter to the Editor: I refuse to believe that we are beyond hope:

Bravo zoo. However, Odumdum didn't get Bin Laden, America did. His offing was years in the making, a gerbil could have been president that day and given the "go ahead" ... as for GM, it should have NOT been saved, it should have gone bankrupt and allowed to reorganize.

Obama remains the country's biggest disaster since Pearl Harbor ... May the lying crook, and minions, rot in Hades.

Written on Romney: Nearly half 'believe they are victims' :

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, Heil zee Great Idiot Odumdum .... keep goin' Klaus.

Written on U.S. ambassador, 3 other Americans killed in Embassy attack in Libya:

What is the "site staff" censoring?? Don't tell me that the Eagle is in the bag for the GREAT DUMDUM??? Boo hiss.

Written on U.S. ambassador, 3 other Americans killed in Embassy attack in Libya:

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Written on U.S. ambassador, 3 other Americans killed in Embassy attack in Libya:

EINS, ZWEI, DREI, VIER ... EINS, ZWEI, DREI, VIER

Klaus's GREAT ODUMBO will make everything swell, well, as soon as he can tear himself off the campaign trail or the golf course or from "professional sports". Ha ha ha ha.

Written on Obama: Recovery path hard, challenge 'can be met':

Ha ha ha ha ha .... Klaus, still proudly goose-stepping I see. You and Dirtbag Barry share one thing in common, even with GWB, have never had an original thought.

Written on Talking trash – Marco Island Planning Board gets quick response, cooperation from local hotels on beach litter :

No smoking on the beach? Great idea! Think No Jersey bans addicts too.

I know, let's make all cups, lids, and straws out of Rearden steel, hooked together with tiny tungsten chains. Those nasty beach going guzzlers would have to put down a hefty deposit, but they'd get it back when they were done.

Have we gone insane? How about the health and safety issue of swale parking? Kids are still stepping out in front of cars and line-of-sight is restricted for drivers. Lots of talk, no action.

Latest Marco brilliance can be witnessed on South Collier, grass and dirt has been trimmed back from the road, snow plow style, and now HUGE clumps sit in the Swales along the road. Looks like xxxx! Is there no adult leadership in city government?

Written on Clinton boosts Obama in rousing convention speech :

Klaus, thanks for proving my point. Dein Englisch ist beschissen.

Written on Clinton boosts Obama in rousing convention speech :

Lost .... Give up the meth, it's hollowed out your noggin'.

Written on Clinton boosts Obama in rousing convention speech :

Klaus, English as a second language is difficult for anyone ... any second language learned as an adult is. You unfortunately miss in many postings, fine points, sarcasm, humor, or in this case what you've missed is that YOUR repeated chanting about Obama makes YOU sound like the brainwashed masses in Germany when Adolph reigned.

Written on Clinton boosts Obama in rousing convention speech :

Yes, and during the late 30's and 40's, it was "HEIL UNSER BELIEBTE FUEHRER ADOLPH HITLER".

Klaus, your GREAT OBAMA gibberish makes you sound like a goosestepping dumdum.

Written on Clinton boosts Obama in rousing convention speech :

Bill, Bill, Bill, I voted for you twice ... on Obama you're just wrong. Sad. I guess maybe now he IS inhaling.

Written on Obama's re-election road: Hope and a hard climb as DNC begins:

Yes, and during the late 30's and 40's, it was "HEIL UNSER BELIEBTE FUEHRER ADOLPH HITLER".

Klaus, your GREAT OBAMA gibberish makes you sound like a goosesteeping dumdum.

Written on Marco Island City Council – Signage, anchored vessels, and thanks to a firefighte :

So, WHEN is no-parking in swales going to be enforced?????

Written on Romney says Obama just trying to 'hang onto power':

Mitt hit the nail squarely on the head. Obama wasn't, remains, and always will be a lame AA bozo who got lucky. Sadly, at our collective expense.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Disappointed visitor:

You are what you eat has a corollary ... You are what you write. :o)

Written on Paul Ryan: Obama has 'record of failure':

Ok, given the fact that the country is in deep doo doo .... who do we want to try to sort the mess out? The obviously clueless or two guys who might be able to prevent a total meltdown?

Obama and Biden are clueless (and always have been, it's just a little more obvious now).

Written on Romney-Ryan 2012: That's the ticket:

I guess you're right, Obama would claim that the athletes didn't deserve their medals ... they only got them because of Him. Doesn't the narcissism make you just a little ill?? He's an AA nothing, right place, right time. That's it. Oh, and like NOT singlehandedly stopping the BP spill, he obviously flew that craft to Mars and landed it. Thank goodness we've got the anointed one, or we'd obviously have reverted back to the Stone Age.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Disappointed visitor:

CP I don't have a problem with healthy debate, nor with sarcasm regarding a "letter to the city council" that is a clear fabrication as others pointed out. However, you tossed out "slander" and "name calling" ..... And that simply did not exist. Also, these comments provide a pressure relief valve for many of us who have no other means to vent besides kicking the dog, horse, kids, or political candidates. Consider it electronic graffiti ... it'll make life a little easier.

Written on Marco Island Police reorganizes; changes reporting structure:

Klaus, guter Freund, you've missed the point, sadly, as you often do. Dad may have been American, but not deine Mutter. Das ist genau so fuer mich. The point was not for you to go elsewhere, but that you couldn't find what America has to offer elsewhere except where Capitalism reigns. Middle East, India, China, anywhere in Africa (other than possibly South Africa), try living freely, speaking freely, traveling freely in those places.

As for your snide comment, try Master's +60. But that's okay, I understand your delusion, hope is all folks can cling to in the face of failure. BO is not great, he is a dismal failure.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Disappointed visitor:

CP what ax are you grinding? Slander? Seems to be missing. Name calling? I looked back through every comment and didn't see a single instance. Maybe when you responded to this, you were thinking of some of the other topics which have brought forth a lot of both.

Written on Marco Island Police reorganizes; changes reporting structure:

Klaus and Wize have missed the boat ... find another place on earth that has the accomplishments, the opportunities, and the plenty that the US has, and other Western Nations that are capitalistic.

Wize, our problem is that we've strayed from limited government and free enterprise. Common sense has been replaced with political correctness and fear. Sad.

Written on Romney-Ryan 2012: That's the ticket:

Mayor ... good comments, a little misplaced since it seems like we're slowly sliding into the dustbin of history.

The country is broken ... need a little race war lesson ... just look up the street at Zimmerman, you know, the poor "white" hispanic who Sharpton, Jackson, and all the brothers condemned (even Odumbo waded in with the "my son" comment) -- yet, in large cities across this nation they senselessly "pop" one another over drugs or "gettin' dissed".

Obama is a socialist at heart, in deed and thought ... he, you, and Klaus can deny it all you want. Doesn't change reality.

Anyone thinking Obama should be reelected is either of color or has bought into the class warfare being shoved down our throats. This country IS exceptional ..... we got lucky with size and geography, but it's the people that have made it great. Look at the Olympics, go stand in the middle of a really big supermarket, freely travel to San Diego by air, car, boat, bus, or bicycle and take a tour of the Midway.

It is US capitalism that has enabled US citizens and much of the rest of the world to thrive. Who doesn't thrive under capitalism? Dictators, theocracies, and socialist states. Obama, idiot-in-chief, doesn't get it and never will. Out the door in November!!!!!

Written on Letter to the Editor: Disappointed visitor:

Gee, a paid political ad by the horsey people. Jan, go vacation elsewhere with the family and take all the lovely carriage rides you want. Kindly take all the swale parkers with you too.

Written on Paul Ryan: Obama has 'record of failure':

Ryan can run rings around Obama and Biden with his eyes closed.

Five things O-dumdum doesn't want you to know about him. 1. He's a crook ... got away with the Chicago house deal (thanks Tony Rezko). 2. He's probably not eligible to be president ... place of birth aside, on what passport did he travel/live in Indonesia on? 3. He applied to college(s) as a non-US citizen. 4. He was a miserable student and constantly skipped courses and got "coverage" because of race. 5. He is our first Affirmative Action president proving his incompetence over and over, he's not worthy to fuel AF One, let alone ride in it.

Written on Marco Island Police reorganizes; changes reporting structure:

Poor Klaus, you're so misguided.

Anyone thinking Obama should be reelected is either of color or has bought into the class warfare being shoved down our throats. This country IS exceptional ..... we got lucky with size and geography, but it's the people that have made it great. Look at the Olympics; go stand in the middle of a really big supermarket; freely travel to San Diego by air, car, boat, bus, or bicycle and take a tour of the Midway.

It is US capitalism that has enabled US citizens and much of the rest of the world to thrive. Who doesn't thrive under capitalism? Dictators, theocracies, and socialist states. Obama, idiot-in-chief, doesn't get it and never will. Out the door in November!!!!!

Written on Guest Commentary: Nuisance, swale parking in Olde Marco :

ed ... stop making sense

Written on Marco Island City Council: Carriage issue doesn't get a vote; no rise in taxes, no change in utility rate setup :

This Council seems to be all over the map in its decision making. The horse issue was not resolved, just not heard (and we don't need a herd). Horse drawn carriage are just a BAD idea, period.

Written on 'Lots' of parking discussion – Marco Island City Council and Planning Board hold joint discussion during workshop session :

Asphalt, gravel, and concrete are for parking ... seeded areas are not. The exception may be special events where the city is having a festival and the parking is adjacent on flat seeded areas. Swales should be off limits, no matter where, no matter when. If the city wants to lay in drainage piping, fill in the swales and then brick or pave the area for parking (with meters) that's fine.

Otherwise, the grass looks like heck, there's ruts after rain, and it starts looking like a ghetto.

Written on Obama supporters line up for chance to see the president Friday :

Barf. Can't stay in Washington for even a day. The biggest loser America has ever had to endure. Maybe we can send the incompetent crook back to Chicago.

Affirmative Action is a failure in the workplace and it is in politics as well.

Written on Guest Commentary: Nuisance, swale parking in Olde Marco :

Asphalt, gravel, and concrete are for parking ... seeded areas are not. The exception may be special events where the city is having a festival and the parking is adjacent on flat seeded areas. Swales should be off limits, no matter where, no matter when. If the city wants to lay in drainage piping, fill in the swales and then brick or pave the area for parking (with meters) that's fine.

Otherwise, the grass looks like heck, there's ruts after rain, and it starts looking like a ghetto.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Marco Island City Council and the news media ... :

Let's also not forget how swiftly and brilliantly the City is acting on swale parking.

The moment some kid or bicyclist gets whacked in the areas where swale parking is being permitted, I'll testify for any plaintiff that I've called the police, joined in the public concern, and that Marco officially has DONE NOTHING!!!!

Written on Letter to the Editor: Marco Island City Council and the news media ... :

Thanks Klaus ... treasure trove of info as usual. :o)

Written on Marcophiles: Straight from the horse-drawn carriage expert's mouth :

" ... but I have never thought that Marco was a good place to do scheduled, regular horse and carriage, because it doesn't have the right atmosphere ..." -- isn't that the takeaway from this? An "expert" has been asked, and opinion rendered. No HORSES thank you!!!

Written on Letter to the Editor: Marco Island City Council and the news media ... :

Think the topic was horsedrawn carriages ... anyone know if under the City charter or FL law, if council members can be recalled?

Written on Letter to the Editor: Carriages a potential mess:

No horses!

Drop speed limits to 25 MPH on the entire island. Promote electric carts, bikes, and bring in pedi-cabs like in Key West or Amsterdam (with some young east european kids on 'em eager to learn and make a buck ... and non-smokers only of course).

Written on Marco community steps up: Highly customized bike stolen from Marco man :

Don't know under Hammurabi's Code what an appropriate punishment would be ... but it would be nice if we actually punished violence and thievery ... and didn't waste time and money on the senseless "war on drugs".

There are a number of trike riders on Marco, let's hope the boys and girls in blue can use the photo of the stolen bike and other info to find the culprit and get the bike returned (meaning, make sure you know what you're hunting for before drawing down on anyone riding a trike).

Written on Letter to the Editor: No room for horse drawn carriages:

Sigh. Free market gets balanced by community standards. In this case, the community should say "no thanks". Minature golf, great. Expanded community center, great. Improved bicycle paths, great. Horses and carriages, why? This should go on a ballot, not be acted on by the City Council.

Written on Gator bites off hand of Everglades airboat captain:

Oh oh, Klaus is off medications again .....

Written on Bike committee strives for two-wheeler safety :

How about putting two sidewalk/bikepath bridges on Collier at the bridge where bikers and pedestrians are supposed to cross on a 2 1/2 wide sidewalk on the bridge by Winn Dixie. (talk about a dangerous/hazardous situation)

The existing bridge doesn't need to be torn down, just add the little ones next to the existing. The bikepaths on 30A up in the panhandle used this method and it works fine -- cheaper too!

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