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Written on On The Hook: Goliath gagging :

I have heard of People catching and killing the ones that hang around under certain Docks , Just so They can catch a Fish there.
Shame as They are good to eat.... From what I,ve heard...

Written on Immokalee one of 5 places in nation considered for renewable resources project :

Sounds like Their looking for BIG Handouts.
Pile the Mulch up high and plant Bananas.
Hire 30 Guys to take care of it.
I,ll buy Local Nanners.

Written on Sixteen people rescued from 30-foot boat that runs aground on Keewaydin Island:

# 1 Nobodys Life was in Danges unless You call getting Rained on Danger
#2 That Grady will Haul alot of People, And I,ll bet it wasn,t overloaded
# 3Anybody who,s spent alot of Time in the Waters around here has had a Boat get Grounded
#4 Nobody needed Rescuing. They wern,t sinking, Or being washed out to Sea. They were just stuck for awhile. Thats it.
#5 Wet Camping...Well I,ve did a bunch of that , And I,m still alive. no Scars either.

Load the Boat and let,s do it again

Written on Sixteen people rescued from 30-foot boat that runs aground on Keewaydin Island:

I had Friends Camping on Panther Key the same Night.
We had watched the Weather Fri. Night , As I was going Hiking in the Everglades that Day also.
The Weather Guy said that the Front would be here in the late Afternoon. We were good to go.
I got up at 7 AM on Sunday and the Wind was blowing hard. Texted My Friend and told Him the Front had speeded up and the leading edge was in Ft.Meyers. He,d better get packing.
He called Me an hour later and said He was Home.

The Front speeded up and mover faster that We thought.
Mr. Lawhon did the right thing. Forget the Boat and move inland. Nobody was in Danger, Nobody was Dying... It was a Camping Trip that had a little misfortune , Thats all. He should be commended for taking the time to get the Kids off the Computers and into Nature. It,ll make a Great Story for Them anyways.
What don,t kill You , Makes You Stronger.

You Armchair Quarterbacks need to get off the Couch and experience the Real World where it,s not always bright and Sunny and the Birds aren,t always singing .
Load up the Boat and do it again !

Written on Chokoloskee man accused of chasing man in trailer park with tire iron :

And this is News ?
Sounds like an average Night in good ole Chokoloskee.

Written on LISTEN TO 911 CALL: Communication troubles preceded deputy's crash :

I can hear the Conversation now..One Drunk Cuban , And two scared India Guys , On the Trail , In the Middle of the Night, Frogs Croakin , Gators Growlin , Lot,s of Skeeters , no Bug Spray. Just had a Wreck ,
No wonder the Dispatcher can,t get a Position on Them. Least Their all alive. Scratch one Crown Vic.

Written on Deputies: Estates man chokes wife, pulls rifle, threatens to kill her:

This could have read...Jesse Dillon Smoked a Blunt , Had some Cookies , And watched Star Wars for the 50th time... Before He went to sleep , cause He had to Work Tommorrow Morning.

Written on One man shot, 3 arrested in botched Golden Gate Estates home invasion robbery:

Smoke Um if Ya got Um. Don,t try that at My House...Just Sayin..

Written on MUGSHOT: Teen accused of picking 'magic mushrooms' from cow pasture:

Wow, All them Big Words ... For something that grows in Cow Crap.

Written on New boss, with new ideas, at Marco’s funeral home:

Sell the Indians 51 Percent.
Slots and blackjack. Vandys will bring the Pizza and Beer.

Written on VIDEOS: Suspect caught after Cape Coral police officer shot during traffic stop:

Found Him in a Garbage Can
Lift lid, shoot between Eyes, Replace Lid. Problem solved.

Written on Former NFL kicker Mike Vanderjagt to be football coach at Marco school:

I can see Them now, Kickin Turtles in the sand thru the Pine Trees. Maybe some PT Drills thru the mud in the dead Mangrove Trees , scaling the Wall at Horrs Island . Run Forest,Run !!

Written on Letter to the Editor: Traffic chaos:

I was caught up in the same Massive Traffic Jam. I was trying to get to the 7/11 on the corner before They sold of of the Belly Buster Hot Dogs. Made Me almost 3 Minutes late . I was Starving and ready to commit Road Rage.
PS, I bought the Road Patrol Officer one too. No more Tickets for Me!!

Written on Guest Commentary: Updates about the Marco Island Academy:

Will there be Covered Parking for Beemers and Benz,s. Maybe a Valet and fresh Fruit in the Reception Area?
Can You Say Lily White.
WELL , We did have a Spanish House Keeper once.
Yep , Diversity that,s what the Kids are gonna get.

Written on PHOTOS: Islander Chris Quinton recounts dangerous nightly missions in Iraq:

Good job , Chris. Glad you made it Home Safe. So is Your Mom. We Talked often about you , and I tried to take some of the edge off for Her. Thanks for your Service.

Written on Immokalee man accused of selling cocaine:

JEEZ, We gave Them an extra Nickel a Pound for Tomatoes. Next they,ll want Food Stamps , Free Medical , and Housing .
Face it Folks , 1/4 of immokalle is selling Drugs , Another 1/4 is using Them . Been that way for the 50 Years I,ve being riding thru.

Written on Hiding in the closet: Deputies find 2 men and bag of guns:

And Unemployed as well. Should We go ahead and put Them on Death row now, Or wait till Their all Grown Up?
They,ll be back After Someone is Dead. You haven,t seen the last of these Rock stars.

Written on Collier Sheriff’s Office investigating accidental shot fired by deputy on school grounds:

Think I,d have just had another Cocktail and Patched the floor . Now ,It,s Internal Affairs.

Written on VIDEO: Total of 676 chickens seized in cockfighting ring; being evaluated:

Thake the Roosters to St. Matthews House . Orginal or Extra Crispy .

Written on MUG SHOTS: Two charged with prostitution after undercover sting in Collier County:

And after that busy day , CSO Busted down the Door and got a 22 Year old Girl growing Weed.
I Feel Safe Tonight.
No Wonder it,s hard to find a young gal in this Town. I,m gonna start watching the Booking Desk at CSO.

Written on MUG SHOT: Call about man wearing no pants leads to cocaine arrest :

53 Years old and still a Screwup. Lock him in a Cell with all the Coke CSO has and let Him Snort Himself to Death.

Written on Black cat population is booming on Marco:

Hope they found a home for the Feral Cat I put behind the Publix a month ago. If you Folks want Feral Cats I,ll drop them off for You every time I catch one. Most are Mangy and Wild. But , NO Spay and Release, Cause they just keep Killing My Native Wildlife.

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