I have heard of People catching and killing the ones that hang around under certain Docks , Just so They can catch a Fish there. Shame as They are good to eat.... From what I,ve heard...
Sounds like Their looking for BIG Handouts. Pile the Mulch up high and plant Bananas. Hire 30 Guys to take care of it. I,ll buy Local Nanners.
# 1 Nobodys Life was in Danges unless You call getting Rained on Danger#2 That Grady will Haul alot of People, And I,ll bet it wasn,t overloaded # 3Anybody who,s spent alot of Time in the Waters around here has had a Boat get Grounded#4 Nobody needed Rescuing. They wern,t sinking, Or being washed out to Sea. They were just stuck for awhile. Thats it. #5 Wet Camping...Well I,ve did a bunch of that , And I,m still alive. no Scars either.
Load the Boat and let,s do it again
I had Friends Camping on Panther Key the same Night. We had watched the Weather Fri. Night , As I was going Hiking in the Everglades that Day also. The Weather Guy said that the Front would be here in the late Afternoon. We were good to go.I got up at 7 AM on Sunday and the Wind was blowing hard. Texted My Friend and told Him the Front had speeded up and the leading edge was in Ft.Meyers. He,d better get packing. He called Me an hour later and said He was Home.
The Front speeded up and mover faster that We thought. Mr. Lawhon did the right thing. Forget the Boat and move inland. Nobody was in Danger, Nobody was Dying... It was a Camping Trip that had a little misfortune , Thats all. He should be commended for taking the time to get the Kids off the Computers and into Nature. It,ll make a Great Story for Them anyways. What don,t kill You , Makes You Stronger.
You Armchair Quarterbacks need to get off the Couch and experience the Real World where it,s not always bright and Sunny and the Birds aren,t always singing .Load up the Boat and do it again !
And this is News ?Sounds like an average Night in good ole Chokoloskee.
I can hear the Conversation now..One Drunk Cuban , And two scared India Guys , On the Trail , In the Middle of the Night, Frogs Croakin , Gators Growlin , Lot,s of Skeeters , no Bug Spray. Just had a Wreck , No wonder the Dispatcher can,t get a Position on Them. Least Their all alive. Scratch one Crown Vic.
This could have read...Jesse Dillon Smoked a Blunt , Had some Cookies , And watched Star Wars for the 50th time... Before He went to sleep , cause He had to Work Tommorrow Morning.
Smoke Um if Ya got Um. Don,t try that at My House...Just Sayin..
Wow, All them Big Words ... For something that grows in Cow Crap.
Sell the Indians 51 Percent.Slots and blackjack. Vandys will bring the Pizza and Beer.
Found Him in a Garbage CanLift lid, shoot between Eyes, Replace Lid. Problem solved.
I can see Them now, Kickin Turtles in the sand thru the Pine Trees. Maybe some PT Drills thru the mud in the dead Mangrove Trees , scaling the Wall at Horrs Island . Run Forest,Run !!
I was caught up in the same Massive Traffic Jam. I was trying to get to the 7/11 on the corner before They sold of of the Belly Buster Hot Dogs. Made Me almost 3 Minutes late . I was Starving and ready to commit Road Rage.PS, I bought the Road Patrol Officer one too. No more Tickets for Me!!
Will there be Covered Parking for Beemers and Benz,s. Maybe a Valet and fresh Fruit in the Reception Area?Can You Say Lily White. WELL , We did have a Spanish House Keeper once.Yep , Diversity that,s what the Kids are gonna get.
Good job , Chris. Glad you made it Home Safe. So is Your Mom. We Talked often about you , and I tried to take some of the edge off for Her. Thanks for your Service.
JEEZ, We gave Them an extra Nickel a Pound for Tomatoes. Next they,ll want Food Stamps , Free Medical , and Housing . Face it Folks , 1/4 of immokalle is selling Drugs , Another 1/4 is using Them . Been that way for the 50 Years I,ve being riding thru.
And Unemployed as well. Should We go ahead and put Them on Death row now, Or wait till Their all Grown Up? They,ll be back After Someone is Dead. You haven,t seen the last of these Rock stars.
Think I,d have just had another Cocktail and Patched the floor . Now ,It,s Internal Affairs.
Thake the Roosters to St. Matthews House . Orginal or Extra Crispy .
And after that busy day , CSO Busted down the Door and got a 22 Year old Girl growing Weed. I Feel Safe Tonight. No Wonder it,s hard to find a young gal in this Town. I,m gonna start watching the Booking Desk at CSO.
53 Years old and still a Screwup. Lock him in a Cell with all the Coke CSO has and let Him Snort Himself to Death.
Hope they found a home for the Feral Cat I put behind the Publix a month ago. If you Folks want Feral Cats I,ll drop them off for You every time I catch one. Most are Mangy and Wild. But , NO Spay and Release, Cause they just keep Killing My Native Wildlife.
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