Comments by themessiah

Written on Obama wants gun violence measures passed in 2013 POLL:

What the heck are you talking about doofusbeker?
You pair the most nonsensical data??? OK, here is some data for your comparison.

Motor Vehicle Traffic Deaths : 34,485
Firearm Deaths : 31,347

Suicide Deaths : 36,909
(I assume you feel Americans should learn to be happier?)

Influenza and Pneumonia: 53,692
(I assume you feel Americans should be more careful of germs?)

Cancer: 567,628
(I assume you feel Americans should learn to quit smoking?)

Heart disease: 599,413
(I assume you feel Americans should learn to eat better?)

Give me a break. Your statistics mean nothing on the greater scale.
You need to pull your head out from Obama's bottom for five minutes and take a breath before you become a statistic for suffocation deaths in 2013.

Written on State suspends license of Marco Island doctor jailed since Thanksgiving :

I said it a year ago after his other arrest, this guy is no good. Good riddance. If he had any sense at all he would pack up and get out of SW Florida.. Anyone who would continue to take their friends or loved ones to this joke of a doc deserves anything that happens to them. There has been a long string of negative actions by this guy including gross misdiagnosis....there should be a sign on his front door "enter at your own risk".

Written on FACT CHECK: Anti-Obama film muddy on facts :

I agree with Klaus.
In four years, Great President Obama will be ranked right up there with the other greats, like Carter.

Written on Vanderjagt confirmed as Academy football coach; Parents, students support Vanderjagt in getting Charter coaching job back :

If the police were called every time an educator/coach put their hands on someone's shoulders, they would be there all day, every day.

This was OBVIOUSLY a more serious matter as they called the police.

The support and retraction from the kid and his family is OBVIOUSLY due to pressure I'm sure they received from supporters of "the idiot kicker (Payton Manning's pet name for Vanderjagt).

Don't let the supporters fool you. This was a BIG incident that is trying to be swept under the rug.

You do not put your hands on ANYONE'S children, whether to choke them or "hold them in place" while you gently discuss them teasing you....

Written on Marco Island man identified as victim in fatal crash Saturday :

We couldn't find a better photo of this guy than his Collier County Mug Shot?

Written on Letter to the Editor: Anyone but Obama:

in response to Brisla:

Obama inherited a mess from Bush, who inherited a sweet deal from Clinton. Obama's slowly but surely making progress. The "do-nothing" congress certainly didn't help much. Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich are three very weak candidates.

What an ignorant comment. How long are you libs going to use this one?

If Obama is re-elected, in his 8th year of office are we still going to hear "Obama inherited this mess from Bush" or will we finally hear "Obama was a worthless President"?

Let's move forward and start taking responsibility rather than blaming the previous administration over and over.

Let's not forget, everyone inherited this mess from Carter..... (Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it).

Written on Shop Talk: Putt-putt courses could score holes in one:

There have already been (2) putt-putt courses on the island in the past and they both failed. The first one was at the old Dairy Queen location and the other was indoors where Captain Brien's is now. The island just doesn't support this type of activity.

Written on PHOTOS: Good food, good times and the buzzard lope at Goodland's 28th Annual Mullet Festival:

There's always one s----- comment I can always count on. Who cares what he charged for beer this year? Stan runs a business which is operating to MAKE MONEY. Should he give it away? If you don't like the price of it, don't drink it.

Congratulations Stan on another great event which I'm sure the snow-birds and locals alike look forward to every year.

Written on Former Marco city official Rony Joel files libel, slander suit against critic:

It's about time someone stepped up to take on dirty Sanchez. Good Job Rony...don't let him get away with it!

Written on Lush landscaping will adorn Jolley Bridge improvements on Marco Island:


"There is no doubt that Mexicans, filled with dignity, willingness and ability to work are doing jobs that not even blacks want to do there in the United States!"

The most racist statement I've heard from you Kblats...

Jobs that not EVEN the Blacks want to do?
Did you really just write this?

Written on 2011 graduates march into the future:

Uwe, you never cease to amaze me.
So anti-American in your rants. Especially from someone whose home Country has brought us such wonderful things such as Nazis and David Hasselhoff.

Uwe, the dorftrottel

Written on Marco Island City Council schedules Vet’s Park Groundbreaking:


Marco Island Woman "AKA Klabberyapper"'s children DO speak another language...German.

Of course He(she) speaks this way of our USA veterans, He(she) is not from the USA and will never understand the pride Americans feel for our veterans and service people.

Written on Former NFL kicker Mike Vanderjagt to be football coach at Marco school:

At least we know where they will eat their celebratory pizza if the "team" wins!

Written on Man accused of drugging, sexually assaulting woman on Marco Island beach:

Oh, I guess these "pills" are not really a problem as all you commentators stated to my previous posts about Alprazolam. I guess you will just blame the police for harassing this poor young boy!

Get a clue people!

Written on Going back to the drawing board nets Marco Island $18,596:

Ewe you dope, Stevie Wonder is still around. Another genius comment from Mr. K.

Written on Teens charged with practicing medicine without a license on Marco Island :

Am I in lala land here? It seems all the above comments are CONDONING what these kids (ADULTS) did. Yeah, the police charged them with a lesser count of practicing medicine rather than dealing drugs, but that's besides the point.

"well there are absolutely no jobs on Marco Island besides degrading hospitality ones. Those kids are just a consequence."

Are you kidding me? Hospitality jobs are too degrading so it's OK for these kids to deal drugs?

"marco cops have nothing better to then act like big shots and run up on a bunch of kids."

You all must be high on the Alprazolam these kids were dealing. Don't any of you understand that dealing prescription drugs is one of the largest illegal practices right now? Kids, as young as 8 years old are getting hooked on these drugs and dying or committing suicide. Not to mention the robberies and stealing to pay for these drugs....$68.00 for 6 1/2 pills!!!

Blame the kids (ADULTS). Blame the parents. Give me a break. These guys are contributing to what's causing a tremendous amount of problems around the world and your blaming the Police? Society? Degrading hospitality jobs?

Come on people, wake up!

Written on Collier School District could lease Tract K land in Marco to nonprofit eagle group:

I see the MIA already has their bus transportation system worked out .......

Written on LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Lely’s a win-win:

Ms. Herzili.....HA.
Don't you mean the resurrection of Mr. Ewe Klabberyapper?

Written on PHOTOS: Dressing the bride: Marco Island Charter Academy holds unique fundraiser :

It's "coincidental" that when you google Marianne Herzili a bunch of GERMAN websites come up....

Written on 60-year-old man accused of having gun, threatening people at Marco Island restaurant:

Klabberyapper has been pushed to the brink...Sorry fella, I'm sure you can find more constructive things to do since your blogging account was cancelled!

Written on Marco Island charter school supporters threaten lawsuit over delays:

Dear Ms. Watt, please hire Klabberyapper as the MIA English & Creative Writing Chairperson. If this post is filled, might I suggest him running the computer lab with his wonderful cut-and-paste comment skills.

Du scheißt mich an!

Written on VIDEO: Lifetime achievements celebrated at Marco Island Christmas Gala :


All your base are belong to us.

Du scheißt mich an!

Written on ‘Happy Hanukkah’ banners waving again on Marco Island:

The only flags flying that will make Klabberyapper happy are his infamous red-white-and-black hooked crosses from his homeland.

Written on LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Low enrollment should not prevent a high school:

"If they live on the south end of the Island that time is even greater [than 1 hour]" ..... What, 1 hour and 5 minutes?

Written on Letter to the Editor: Think outside the (school) box:

Ms. Chapman,

The "School-within-a-School" idea will work anywhere but Marco Island. Unfortunately, this method would still require our little precious cargo to "integrate" with different kids.

If this program could GUARANTEE no integration with those "East Naples Kids" I'm sure that it would garner more attention....

Oh, never mind, I meant it's too far to travel for school.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Educate our kids:

Seriously? HAHAHA "A long, dangerous a distant city".

Travis, what distant city do you plan on sending your kids to? Miami? Tampa? Orlando?

Lely High School is less than 15 minutes from Marco Island.

When I grew up on Marco Island and was in middle school, we were sent "on a long, dangerous journey" to Golden Gate. We all survived.

Are the children of this generation such crybaby pansies they cannot stand a 15 minute drive to school?

Hate to encounter them in the "real world" when they have to drive to work for a living. Maybe you can talk to their future employers about opening a branch office in their backyard so they don't have to risk life and limb getting to work!!!

What a joke.
In the immortal words of Dr. Arther Lange "Waaaah"

Written on Marco Island considers Tract K purchase from Collier school district:

READ: "It's vacant other than nesting bald eagles, which due to federal protection laws, prevent the property from most development prospects."

Written on Letter to the Editor: I have a right to my point:

I agree.....SHUT UP!

Written on EPA: Marco Island, company violated Clean Air Act by improperly handling asbestos :

Today, I am going to begin my month-long fact finding mission to scour the island looking for misgivings and wrong doings by City officials.

Once completed, I will submit my findings to the EPA, CIA, FBI, EOE, DOJ, DOA, Etc.

I hope I find such faults that the City is sued and fined hundreds of millions of dollars.

I only do this because I know I will be held in extreme high regard and defended tooth and nail by the idiots defending and praising Sanchez and friends.

Who does this really hurt?
Two Words : The Taxpayers!

Live Long & Prosper.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Merge like a zipper:


Hopefully your horrible experience on Marco this year will thwart your plans to visit next year from MN.
We don't need people like you on our island.
Go screw up traffic in MN with the rest of your kind!

Written on Marco doctor charged with soliciting prostitution avoids trial:


I'm glad this is back in the news!
It's been a few months and I was having Guidry withdrawals.

I love that the lawyer states this in the same breath:
"We were confident a jury would find Dr. Guidry not guilty" .... "

"there is no guarantee of what the outcome would be, so resolving this with diversion was a compromise that was fair"

I'm happy the "good doctor" will be performing community services at the FREE clinic....this way, he has nothing to barter with for his services!

Written on Letter to the Editor: City employees ... thanks:


You don't have to defend your husband. He is just another "un-appreciated" government worker. Your dealing with the "CAVE" dwellers writing on this site and you shouldn't listen to their consistent complaining.

Good work to your husband.

Written on PHOTOS: Marco Island resident claims city, sewage project responsible for her sinking house:

Everyone JUMPS to blame the city, the engineers, etc. etc. etc......same babble.

Do some research folks....

Isn't it STRANGE that Ms. Parker's sudden property damage and pending lawsuit come just DAYS after her bank put foreclosure paperwork through the court systems? Hmmmm... Sounds like a plot to bilk everyone out of some monies.

Onewest Bank vs. Desiree Parker
August 10, 2009
Foreclosure Notice Filed

Doc# :4328823
Book# :OR 4480
Collier County Clerk of Courts

Written on Letter to the Editor: ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned’:


You're almost 50 years old. If you were in your "hayday" 30 years ago, maybe the "good doctor" would have paid you some attention.

Sorry, you seem to be outside the "good doctor's" demographic.

Written on Will doctor’s practice survive latest headlines? :

Multiple Domestic Violence Cases.

Are you telling me he is innocent on MULTIPLE occasions?

Guilty people NEVER get off, do they? HA!

Let's see....
OJ Simpson - Not Guilty
Chris Brown - Not Guilty

Oh, by the way, Michael Jackson never touched those kids either....

Get a life Fossil. I hope you don't have a wife or daughter who EVER has to go through the horrific tragedy of being terrorized by a man. If you do, I will be the first one to come to her defense....I wish I could say the same about you....

It's people like you who are the reason women don't come forward with these types of crimes and end up carrying the horrific memories with them their entire life.

I feel sorry for you.

Written on Will doctor’s practice survive latest headlines? :

I cannot believe what I'm reading here. Are you all serious???? No wonder why women are completely terrified about coming forward with allegations and testifying against their accusers with supporters and naysayers like you around!

"People do goofy things in the course of life".

Multiple arrests for domestic violence, spinning lies of dead dogs later to be retracted, propositioning (one that we officially know of) women with sexual advances....come on "Goofy Things", Really?

With this argument, we can say the same for OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson, Bernie Madoff, the list goes on. Wouldn't you consider these "Goofy Things" during the course of their life?

You don't have to be a genius to see a pattern of behavior here. It's obvious this guy's "Goofy Things" have crossed the line into his professional life and are now affecting not only him but the people around him as well.

It's time the citizens of Marco Island speak up and demand some justice before something truly terrible happens with this guy. Based on the past history pattern and increase frequency of events, it's only a matter of time before these multiple misdemeanors become a tragic felony.

Based on the immortal words of Jimbo46Marco, That wild and crazy Jeffrey Dahmer sure did some "Goofy Things" during the course of his life....didn't he!

Written on Marco doctor charged with soliciting sex for medical services:

I bet Guidry is hoping for another celebrity death so his story gets moved off the headlines!

Written on Marco doctor charged with soliciting sex for medical services:

Jimbo & 34145.....I presume you are men.

Written on Marco doctor charged with soliciting sex for medical services:

MarcoRat, give us a break.

Guidry WAS arrested....and released with a NOTICE TO APPEAR. You cannot be summonsed with a N.T.A. without first getting ARRESTED.

Written on Marco doctor charged with soliciting sex for medical services:


Here comes the ya gonna spin this one "good doc" & friends.

Did she kill a dog too?

I think the woman should have 24-hour police surveillance on her starting today with this bozos history.

Vote Guidry 2012!

Written on Marco charter high school plans land locked?:



This has already been attempted and failed.
Repackaging a failure into a "discovery school" will not fool anyone.

Written on Letter to the Editor: You don’t get it:


This is a GREAT idea!
How can we get the Eminent Domain ball rolling on Guidry's property?
Maybe we can turn it into a battered woman's shelter.

Thanks for the great idea Fossil, maybe you aren't as useless as I originally thought!

Written on Letter to the Editor: Esplanade revisited:

Marco Margie.....

If Jackie won't turn her volume down, why don't you reach into your ear and turn down yours? I think you must have that miracle ear's gain turned up too high.

Written on Letter to the Editor: Cap and trade:

Come on Fossil. You must have more sense than this. All your comments are so naive.

"Global Warming".....a marketing scheme invented by Al Gore to sell books.

Ever heard of the ICE AGE??
Of course there is a global warming...the GLOBE has been WARMING for the last 20,000 years.

I wonder if there was a caveman named Al Ug"Gore" 21,000 years ago touting a great "Global Cooling"....